I was bored a dark winter night...

[Nemesis]

Wanking Disaster:

I was bored a dark winternight
Internet explorer greeted me
Time to find the best porno site
One without popups that still is free

My home's the worst place the world have seen
the place where parents rule
At bars I can not drink, I'm seventeen,
the fire of hell will destroy my school!

I am a virgin masturbator
living for my daily wank
Potential sexual prepetrator
jacking off like high on crank

Now I watch a girl get on her knees
If she she was for sale - I would have bought her!
Girls online, they're always keen to please
Clothe-less bodies found - ONE IS YOUR DAUGHTER!

I am a virgin masturbator
living for my daily wank
Potential sexual prepetrator
jacking off like high on crank

I was bored a dark winternight
Internet explorer greeted me
Time to find the best porno site
One without popups that still is free

Nemesis
2011-03-17



The original lyrics, if anyone cares to compare:

I was born in a dark winter night
Thunder and lightning greeted me
Now it's the time to begin to flight
Kingdom of heaven, I can't see

My home is the bloody Hell
At the place where Satan rules
The world is now like a big shell
The fire of Hell will destroy the fools

I can never trust the virgin preacher
I can never believe in Jesus Christ
It's all right 'cause Satan in my teacher
People hidden then when we arised!

I command and you get down on your knees
We sacrifice infants on Satan's order
Come taste blood, our living grease
Headless bodies found, one is your daughter

I can never trust the virgin preacher
I can never believe in Jesus Christ
It's all right 'cause Satan in my teacher
People hidden then when we arised!

I was born in a dark winter night
Thunder and lightning greeted me
Now it's the time to begin to flight
Kingdom of heaven, I can't see

I can never trust the virgin preacher
I can never believe in Jesus Christ
It's all right 'cause Satan in my teacher
People hidden then when we arised!

[dentarthurdent]

haha, epic

kinda reminds me of NanowaR's version of Number of the Beast - Number of the Bitch...^^

[oblinor]

thrash merol to the bone

[Nemesis]

haha, epic

kinda reminds me of NanowaR's version of Number of the Beast - Number of the Bitch...^^

Yup, I have heard it! Maybe I was subconciously influenced... The "woe to thee, o earth and sea" intro is something like this in that song:

"Pardon me, oh mom and dad
For the telecom sends the bill with wrath
And I believe the call was short"

Here it is, by the way, and you get to see the lyrics if you extend the video comments!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc7w-YUypLo

METAL!

[dentarthurdent]

1-66 the number of the bitch, 1-44 the number of the whore

[ThrashMetalCat]

Wow! Great work!

[Nemesis]

Wow! Great work!

Thanks a lot! This is the kind of work that comes from being bored dark winter nights!

[ThrashMetalCat]

Haha, I know! I used to write smth like that too but it's only in Russian and mostly about Formula one.

[Nemesis]

Haha, I know! I used to write smth like that too but it's only in Russian and mostly about Formula one.

Russian Formula One Poetry! Sounds rather metal to me!

EDIT: I actually wrote a Russian Forumula One Lyric but I deleted it as it was rather awful and full of ethnical stereotypes...

[ThrashMetalCat]

Haha, funny!

[dentarthurdent]

I once wrote blatantly stupid christian lyrics for two Metallica songs. Not very surprisingly, some christians I know actually liked them...

[SCHMIER!!!]

HAHAHA! Great Nem! You made my day!

[Desthrash]

I was bored at one dark winternight too and me and my cousin made this video. I would really appreciate that if Schmier could take a look at this. THRASH 'TILL DEATH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VumwL37Dm7w

[Yericoatl]

I was bored at one dark winternight too and me and my cousin made this video. I would really appreciate that if Schmier could take a look at this. THRASH 'TILL DEATH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VumwL37Dm7w

Awesome cover! Mike should watch /hear it too!!!

[Desthrash]

Thanks, that would be AWESOME if Mike would watch this! Mike is one of the best thrash guitarists on earth.

[DeserteR]

Thanks, that would be AWESOME if Mike would watch this! Mike is one of the best thrash guitarists on earth.

lol when i learned that on bass the rif just wouldn't stick i tried for hours
the day after i played it as if i have been playing it for years

[Nemesis]

I was bored at one dark winternight too and me and my cousin made this video. I would really appreciate that if Schmier could take a look at this. THRASH 'TILL DEATH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VumwL37Dm7w

Nice axework! Chances that Schmier comments it are rather pretty high, as he's quite social with his fans on the net. Welcome to the forum, btw!

[Desthrash]

Thanks, i just recently found this forum

[parcaleste]

Found and the music to the lyrics.

[violator]

Found and the music to the lyrics.

i love those 8bit songs

[Helen L]

Funny =) But you said, Internet Explorer greeted you? You use IE? FUUU... Use Firefox!